Real Beauty Sleep Isn't Pretty

Let’s be honest: If you look cute when you go to bed, you’re doing it wrong.

Somewhere along the way, the world decided that sleep, a state where we are literally unconscious, needed to be aesthetic. Silk pajamas, dewy skin, and a perfectly positioned face on a pillow. It’s a lie, and it won't get you results.

Real beauty sleep is ugly. And you know what? That’s exactly how it should be.

Why I Created Ugly Sleep Club

Hi, I’m Grace Clark (yes I'm a real person, Google me), founder of Ugly Sleep Club. One day, while staring at my reflection—mouth taped shut, looking like a hostage victim in a skincare commercial, I had a thought:

"Why do all sleep products take themselves so seriously?”

Why does every brand act like taping your face shut is some high-class wellness ritual instead of the unhinged, act of desperation that it actually is?

I wanted to create a brand that embraces the ridiculousness of it all. A brand that doesn’t pretend bedtime is glamorous, but instead celebrates the fact that the uglier you sleep, the prettier you wake up.

Also, fun fact: I used to be an analytical chemist. So yes, I know a thing or two about what makes a skincare product tick, and no, I’m not just out here taping mouths shut for fun (well not just for fun).

And so, Ugly Sleep Club was born.

What We’re About

At Ugly Sleep Club, we sell effective sleep products, but we make them fun, unapologetic, and wildly unserious.

Because let’s face it:

  • You don’t need another boring wellness brand telling you to "prioritize your sleep hygiene."
  • You don’t need another beige, minimalist product pretending that mouth tape is some kind of luxury experience.
  • You just need something that works. And you want to laugh while you do it.

We’ve got high-quality collagen infused mouth tape, nose strips, and reusable face masks, but in patterns that actually make bedtime fun. And soon? We’ll be expanding into even more absurd sleep tools.

So if you’re ready to ditch the sleep aesthetic and embrace the ugly, congratulations. You’re one of us now.

Welcome to the Ugly Sleep Club.

Rules of the Club:

  • Post your ugliest sleep setup.
  • Tag us in your most unhinged bedtime look.
  • Wake up looking suspiciously pretty.

Join the movement. Sleep ugly.

Grace Clark
Founder, Ugly Sleep Club